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Ides of March: 001. Elements
Title: 001. Elements
Author/Artist:desiqtie
Fandom/Pairing/Prompt: Harry Potter, no pairing, Elements
Rating: PG
Summary: "The best prank I ever pulled?" Note: Contains girl!Harry and alive Marauders!
Disclaimer: I don't own it. JKR does.
Highlight for Warnings: * Like pretty much everything I write, this has a girl!Harry & alive Marauders. Also, it's not betaed! Other than that...none.*
Beta: Not betaed (sorry!)
"The best prank I ever pulled? Hmm. Oh. I know. Well the best prank I ever pulled was actually a revenge prank."
"Revenge for what?"
"Remember how I dated Viktor Krum for a little while? Well, a few months after the Yule Ball we broke up. Officially, we decided we were better off as friends."
"And unofficially?"
"Unofficially, Sirius and Dad scared him off."
"Aw that's so cute."
"It really wasn't. They were so overprotective!"
"So, what was the prank?"
"I convinced Dad that Sirius had gotten me pregnant..."
"But you were fourteen then!"
"Yeah." Maria grinned wickedly.
“So, how did your dad react?”
Just as she was about to continue the story, James walked in and interrupted, "I set Sirius on fire.”
“WHAT?!”
Sirius pouted and explained, “We were outside when she said it…so James started throwing all these hexes at me. At first I was fending him off pretty well. Then, he actually managed to disarm me, so I was throwing sticks off of the ground at him, to distract him, while I tried to get my wand.”
Smirking, Maria broke in, “Then Dad got irritated with all the sticks, branches, and bits of earth being thrown at him and he conjured up this tornado thing to suck them all up and away. But Dad was so pissed off that he lost control of the magic…” She broke off laughing, unable to continue the story.
Sirius groaned as James smiled evilly, “Well, you know the lake next to the Pitch? Since Sirius was trying to avoid getting sucked up into the mad tornado/stick monster thing, he didn’t really pay attention to where he was. He fell in and was completely soaked through…”
“Okaaay…but the fire?”
Sighing, Sirius continued the story, as the rest who knew were too busy laughing. “At that point, Maria FINALLY decided to tell James it was a prank. He apologized…and then he tried to use a drying charm to dry me off. Unfortunately – for my poor, beautiful, luscious hair – he was still irritated, and the charm ended up being too strong.”
An awed gasp, “You mean…”
“Yeah. Sirius’ hair caught on fire…and then they drenched him in water to stop it, but it was too late. Sirius spent two months completely bald. It was hilarious.”
Through breathless laughter, Hermione asked, “Why not use a potion or charm?”
Sirius let out a horrified moan, but Parvati interrupted to explain, “Using a potion or charm is a quick-fix, in order to have really beautiful, luscious, healthy hair you have to grow it out naturally.”
Title: 001. Elements
Author/Artist:
desiqtieFandom/Pairing/Prompt: Harry Potter, no pairing, Elements
Rating: PG
Summary: "The best prank I ever pulled?" Note: Contains girl!Harry and alive Marauders!
Disclaimer: I don't own it. JKR does.
Highlight for Warnings: * Like pretty much everything I write, this has a girl!Harry & alive Marauders. Also, it's not betaed! Other than that...none.*
Beta: Not betaed (sorry!)
"The best prank I ever pulled? Hmm. Oh. I know. Well the best prank I ever pulled was actually a revenge prank."
"Revenge for what?"
"Remember how I dated Viktor Krum for a little while? Well, a few months after the Yule Ball we broke up. Officially, we decided we were better off as friends."
"And unofficially?"
"Unofficially, Sirius and Dad scared him off."
"Aw that's so cute."
"It really wasn't. They were so overprotective!"
"So, what was the prank?"
"I convinced Dad that Sirius had gotten me pregnant..."
"But you were fourteen then!"
"Yeah." Maria grinned wickedly.
“So, how did your dad react?”
Just as she was about to continue the story, James walked in and interrupted, "I set Sirius on fire.”
“WHAT?!”
Sirius pouted and explained, “We were outside when she said it…so James started throwing all these hexes at me. At first I was fending him off pretty well. Then, he actually managed to disarm me, so I was throwing sticks off of the ground at him, to distract him, while I tried to get my wand.”
Smirking, Maria broke in, “Then Dad got irritated with all the sticks, branches, and bits of earth being thrown at him and he conjured up this tornado thing to suck them all up and away. But Dad was so pissed off that he lost control of the magic…” She broke off laughing, unable to continue the story.
Sirius groaned as James smiled evilly, “Well, you know the lake next to the Pitch? Since Sirius was trying to avoid getting sucked up into the mad tornado/stick monster thing, he didn’t really pay attention to where he was. He fell in and was completely soaked through…”
“Okaaay…but the fire?”
Sighing, Sirius continued the story, as the rest who knew were too busy laughing. “At that point, Maria FINALLY decided to tell James it was a prank. He apologized…and then he tried to use a drying charm to dry me off. Unfortunately – for my poor, beautiful, luscious hair – he was still irritated, and the charm ended up being too strong.”
An awed gasp, “You mean…”
“Yeah. Sirius’ hair caught on fire…and then they drenched him in water to stop it, but it was too late. Sirius spent two months completely bald. It was hilarious.”
Through breathless laughter, Hermione asked, “Why not use a potion or charm?”
Sirius let out a horrified moan, but Parvati interrupted to explain, “Using a potion or charm is a quick-fix, in order to have really beautiful, luscious, healthy hair you have to grow it out naturally.”