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Sirry Drabbles: 1 & 2
I wrote this for Sirius100's Naughty challenge...it actually could tie into this series that I've been working on which stars a girl!Harry. Changed it slightly from the original drabblet which was about 100 words plus a few.

P.S. I don't own anything you recognize...that all belongs to the lucky J.K. Rowling and company.

Challenge: Naughty

Title: Naughty, Dirty Sex?
Word Count: 123.
Rating: PG (for innuendo)
Characters: Sirius, girl!Harry: aka Maria Jamie Potter (at least in my world), James

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"So, then he leans over and he goes, 'Baby, I wanna try something new...but...it's a bit, uh, naughty." At first, Sirius just stares at her. Then,

"Wow. You win. THAT was the worst bad sex story ever. EVER!"

"I know! I mean who says that? Naughty? Really, he could at least have said...he wanted to try something, I dunno, dirty? I mean--"

"Sirius. Why are you discussing dirty sex with my daughter?"

"James! Um. Technically we were talking about...naughty sex, which is you know...not as bad...clearly." Quietly, "Damnit woman. You always get me into trouble."

Maria tilted her head to the left, and with a wicked grin, whispered back, "You know you like it Siri. You're naughty."

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This follows the Naughty Drabble, I wrote this one for Sirius100's Jealousy challenge...it is set later on in the same universe the Naughty challenge response was from. Once again, I've changed it from the original so its a bit longer than the original 144 words...

Challenge: Jealousy

Title: I'm Not Jealous!
Word Count: More than 144?
Rating: PG (for innuendo)
Characters: Sirius, girl!Harry (MJ Potter), (Draco, Ron, and James are mentioned but not present...)

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"So. Draco seems. Nice. Very. Uh. Yeah. Nice."

"Oh, he is very, very nice. It really is true what they say...you know: big hands, big feet, big d-"

"WHAT! Y-You shouldn't even...That's not...too young!"

"Sirius. You're not making any sense. Besides, he's hot and-mmmph."

Three amazing hours later

"So, I forgot to tell you...we're supposed to go over to Draco and Ron's for dinner Friday night, its sort of a double date."

"A da-double date?! But, isn't Ron gay? You! You tric-mmmph!"

The Next Morning

"I love it when you're jealous."

"I wasn't jealous. Really. I wasn't...Stop laughing!"

"You weren't jealous? So...why'd you jump me then?"

"I, uh, sooo, its going to fun explaining this to your Dad."

"Psh. Just tell him you got jealous, couldn't control yourself anymore, and just jumped me."

"You mean the truth? Um, I would prefer not to die just yet...plus, in case you haven't realized...Lily's going to castrate me!"

"Aww, don't worry Siri, I'll protect yo-mmmph..."

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything...well except for my barely functioning laptop! But really, anything you recognize is the property of JKR and her people! I'm just playing in her universe!

I hope you liked it, its been a very long time since I posted anything, but I hope I continue to get to time to write some new stuff. I would love to read some reviews so please if you have time let me know what you think.